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    <title>Entropy Faces Its Day in Court: The Landmark Class Action That Could Finally Make the Universe Pay Up</title>
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    <description>The Second Law of Thermodynamics has been running its long con since the dawn of time, and frankly, we&#039;ve had enough. Universe Metaphysical Lawsuit is proud to announce the most ambitious class action filing in the history of existence — Humanity et al. v. Entropy — and the defendant doesn&#039;t have a single coherent argument to stand on. Spoiler: it never did.</description>
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